What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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