OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
my liver is dry heaving
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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