something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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