..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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