so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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