just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
our cab driver is having phone sex.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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