there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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