I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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