Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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