they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My penis needs a shock collar
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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