Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I think I just sharted jello shots
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
