Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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