return my video game
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
