I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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