I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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