the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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