He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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