Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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