I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Two words: blizzard sex
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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