it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
