the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
look no pants
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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