Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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