How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
