Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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