What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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