You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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