How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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