so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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