I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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