I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You may now shotgun with the bride
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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