thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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