it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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