ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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