how can u be prego again
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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