I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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