matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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