butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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