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he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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