i don't like sucking hair
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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