Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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