You can't special order awesome
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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