What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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