Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
