I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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