just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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