For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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