Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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