: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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