I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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