Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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