Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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