so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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