when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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