very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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