After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
